the schwartz
"you have the ring lonestar, and i see your schwartz is as big as mine." this is from my last year going on the appalachia service project (asp) with my church in 1997. my friend curt and i finally got to be on the same work crew and decided to make our time more enjoyable by pulling our tape measures (which we always kept clipped to our pockets in case of emergency) out to 30 inches and referring to it as the schwartz as we quoted lines from spaceballs.