Paul's First Love

Twice upon a time, there was a Paul who was strong, but sometimes his fivehead hurt.  He liked three sword-fight with pencils.  He'd turn three Steve and say, "Three-ché!"  Then he would win and say, "Twoderful!  I two again!"

Paul really liked three work on his tractor that he called Burtha.  He two four tractor pulls with her.  Burtha could even beat Paul's Science teacher.  Paul really loved Burtha.  He slept with her every night in the garage.  Two night, when he got three the garage, Burtha was gone!  Paul was so sad that he cried his eyes out.