Bad Steve 2 by Steve

Of course we all know of the great pencil fighter Paul, but did you ever hear of the better pencil fighter Steve? Steve was brought down by the great Paul, but it was all a hoax. Steve's trainer Jay, who never got into a real fight until a few lines from now, was supposedly the best fighter in the world, but since he never tried a real fight, he was not sure. Paul was the only one that Jay wanted to fight with, pencil to pencil. The fight was scheduled to take place exactly one line from now. Jay spent all his time running in circles around himself, while Paul was going around slashing trees with his pencil. It was time for the fight. The two were sent to their corners and each one was given an eraser to erase all the marks from when they were written upon. After the first round was over, both fighters seemed beat. Jay broke his pencil three times on Paul's .05 lead, but Paul's pencil never even broke. The second round was even more exciting. Paul was madly slashing at Jay. Jay was just letting Paul wear himself out and when he could no longer defend himself, Jay decapitated him. He won the fight and got the Golden Pencil Sharpener. Jay took Paul's pencil and discovered that it was a PENcil, Pentech's new pen that looked like a pencil. Jay took it and became the new champion of the world, after conquering Russia and the United Nations.