Bad Steve by Paul

This is a summary.  I repeat:  This is only a summary.  Had this been an actual story, it would probably have more than one paragraph.  Paul got into some kind of championship fight with Steve.  Steve put up a good fight, but Paul had an 0.5mm pencil instead of the regular wooden variety.  In the end Steve was killed.  That's the way pencil fights had to end.  It was written in the rules somewhere.  That is about everything important.