childrens story, #3

little jay feverishly paced the edge of the fairway in a series of desperate repeated attempts to gain knowledge as to the location of his disc.  finding that the six foot foliage was much too dense for his vision to penetrate, he added a vertical component to his movement in hopes that he might catch a glimpse of his wayward disc.  much to his dismay, it came to his attention that due to his being little, it was quite impossible for his eyes to reach the altitude which would allow for sight above the top of the six foot foliage which might in turn supply little jay with the information he was after.  at this point, little dan suggested that little jay actually enter the six foot foliage, offering use of the holy mag-lite as a persuasive element.  the thought of gripping the holy mag-lite in his hands was more than enough motivation, so little jay grabbed the holy mag-lite and heaved into the six foot foliage.  now the holy mag-lite was not expected to be useful as a result of its light-emitting but instead for its foliage-bashing qualities.  it did, however, prove helpful to illuminate the area near little jay, which they most certainly should have been aware of when they learned that little jay could not see very far into the six foot foliage.  they realized now that since sight worked with light rays and little jay had found himself unable to see very far into the six foot foliage, it quite simply followed that light would be able to penetrate deep enough to allow for vision when a short person such as little jay was moving slowly (as quickly as he could, of course, yet still quite slowly) through the six foot foliage.  after a few days of waiting and calling out to little jay, little dan gave up hopes of seeing his friend again--he had most certainly been forever lost to the six foot foliage.  little dan cried for three years over the loss before returning to his room to throw himself out the window due to his grief.

the end